Saturday, May 21, 2011
4 more polaroids of the 8zillion i took and signed a while back, ill just keep posting these as if I’ve had multimillion dollar photo shoots every week,(hair, make-up, models, exotic locations, catering, the works) ….or my patio in Brooklyn 1)i’m goin over- my neighbors use an old school clothes line, i sometimes watch as massive panties slowly squeak across the skyline, from the chair i stood on i was planning on leaping 6 feet in the air to grapple onto the drying panties and swing accross to land on the neighbors drying items, and so forth and so on, until i reached the citibank building in Queens ala spiderman or batman or whichever, PantyMan a whole new superhero 2)Wishbone- it may look as if im holding a typical V shaped branch, but this is in fact a dangerous weapon of extreme power, when evil and crime begin to take hold of NYC, i hold the wishbone-branch high in the air and scream “SUCK MY SUCULENT MEMBER!!!!”, this is when aliens from neighboring solar systems here my cry and channel their intergalactic powers through beams of lightening that travel through the wish bone and down into my body, i then have to use the bathroom desperately, but after this im powerful enough to battle crime 3)squat/plop- i got bored of waiting for my alien super powers this time (they arent always so reliable) so i sat 4)no flashes please- paparazzi tend to migrate on my back porch, being an alien powered super hero and all

4 more polaroids of the 8zillion i took and signed a while back, ill just keep posting these as if I’ve had multimillion dollar photo shoots every week,(hair, make-up, models, exotic locations, catering, the works) ….or my patio in Brooklyn

1)i’m goin over- my neighbors use an old school clothes line, i sometimes watch as massive panties slowly squeak across the skyline, from the chair i stood on i was planning on leaping 6 feet in the air to grapple onto the drying panties and swing accross to land on the neighbors drying items, and so forth and so on, until i reached the citibank building in Queens ala spiderman or batman or whichever, PantyMan a whole new superhero

2)Wishbone- it may look as if im holding a typical V shaped branch, but this is in fact a dangerous weapon of extreme power, when evil and crime begin to take hold of NYC, i hold the wishbone-branch high in the air and scream “SUCK MY SUCULENT MEMBER!!!!”, this is when aliens from neighboring solar systems here my cry and channel their intergalactic powers through beams of lightening that travel through the wish bone and down into my body, i then have to use the bathroom desperately, but after this im powerful enough to battle crime

3)squat/plop- i got bored of waiting for my alien super powers this time (they arent always so reliable) so i sat

4)no flashes please- paparazzi tend to migrate on my back porch, being an alien powered super hero and all

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