polaroids from the ‘ten years older’ ep...

Saturday, May 14, 2011

polaroids from the ‘ten years older’ ep superjuicepack-deluxe special limited, onetimeonly, douchfest extravaganza,

1)its in there, sucking down some of mamas homemade delicious herb-infused post halucinogenic/ambient/trance inspired sauce, tastes great but puts you in a K-hole and gives you hot seeping gas of death

2)I love doing dishes- you really cant see it in the photo, but my dish washer is an actual little person, with intensely erectile-blond/bristle hair, her name is Dishwalla Ann Sue Mary Kate Bogglesworth III, shes southern royalty and a fan of 90’s altrock

3)better then a GPS- these two stuffed micro organisms were given to THT many years ago on tour, after being exposed to an accidental radioactive spill and simultaneously getting hit by lightening while reading a map they became super powered GPS warriors, they continue to guide me across the country whenever i tour, they tend to fight about short cuts and potential traffic areas though

4)skeletal comfort- three of my favorite things, my superfriends blanket in the background, skull pillow, and StanwickScoobyPants(the guy sitting on my lap) he actually costars in the DVD that came with ‘devils made a new friend’